Tonsil Check

1. A medical term, where a person uses an erect penis to make another person still has tonsils.

1. "I am sorry honey, but looks like you are going to need a thourough tonsil check!"

by mr. fucknose January 13, 2008

Witness Check

A quick look around to check for witnesses before you proceed to beat someone's ass or worse.

Punchy Paul did a witness check before mugging Oblivious Aaron.

by r/InsaneProtestors April 13, 2021

check jacked

Excessive tax taken from a paycheck.

Eric grossed $3K over two weeks, but the government check jacked him for $1,000.

by Alex Kosterman June 20, 2008

mate check

When you are with your favourite mates of all time. CAN NOT BE USED WITH UNGENUINE MATES. Use it when you pick up the phone to your mate, all your favourite mates are in the same place, when your mate does/says something to do with an inside joke.

*your favourite mate of all time is ringing you and you pick up the phone*
"ayo, mate checkkkkk"

by yamumsskin March 08, 2020

Homie Check

(noun)
When a friend or close friend checks in on you, most likely to see how you are doing.

Close friend's text messages:

(Close Friend): Homie check!
(You): Ayo what's good.
(Close Friend): Just checkin' in, man.
(You): *response differs depending on how you are doing*

by Kairo_7 October 06, 2021

meat check

The process of observing the external sexual organ of a male (most of the time male) to see if it is in view of the naked eye.

John: Hey Jane can you do a meat check real fast? that girl just gave me a rager and i don’t want my mom to see.
Jane: Sure John! and yah you look good.

by FijiTreyOfficial April 10, 2019

checking stats

Claiming to use your friend's computer to check fantasy football scores and instead, masturbating to porn.

I'm checking stats. Be down in a few minutes.

by whhpssh October 25, 2014