by parrots and ponies March 12, 2021
Get the Turtle Boobie mug.A college-aged, Caucasian male individual with an overtly long neck and deep-throating skills made for sucking dick. He has yet to come out of his shell completely.
by Trumpette.xxx May 6, 2021
Get the Homosexual Turtle mug.To go on the defensive. To make oneself incapable of harm or damage.
Can be used in a literal or figurative sense.
Can be used in a literal or figurative sense.
1. When losing the game, he chose to turtle up, giving himself an opportunity to comeback.
2. The opposing boxer decided to turtle up and wait for the striker to tire himself out before striking back.
2. The opposing boxer decided to turtle up and wait for the striker to tire himself out before striking back.
by Finest Gentleman June 15, 2022
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dude nick my parents flipped when they found that turtle jiz in the back of my car
dude nick my parents flipped when they found that turtle jiz in the back of my car
by nkasper August 27, 2008
Get the Turtle jiz mug.A hand gesture used during a situation where a conversation becomes akward.Made by placing one hand on top of the other and twirling the thumbs to make it look like a turtle missing it's front legs
Man 1:Dude I was talking to Amanda but I ended up doing the akward turtle
Man 2: that's just sad man
Man 2: that's just sad man
by JaKeEisthebestest April 22, 2009
Get the Akward Turtle mug.When a girl is in a sleeping bag and she pokes her head out and you punch her in it and she goes back in, then you do it again.
by thepoopybear February 26, 2004
Get the turtle boxing mug.A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. The person executing the "Awkward Turtle" is basically, jerking there hands around in rougly the shape of a turtle, unable to speak. And silence ensues
The evening was going smoothly until Merc had to go and tell us his dad used to lock him in a closet when he was bad. Silence ensued. Darrow began to make the "Awkward Turtle" with his hands, and the rest of us stared anywhere but at Merc.
by adelews July 25, 2007
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