Urban Dictionary

A place where people try way to hard to be funny by bringing inside jokes and making up words that make no sense where there are perfectly fine alternatives already in the English language. Most definitions will probably be sex related

User: Hmm, what's something that describes the feeling of wanting to fuck someone but you can't get yo dick hard? Oh i have an idea, i'll call it "Soft Dick blues!".. Ill add that to the urban dictionary!!!

Response: yeah, dude, it's called erectile dysfunction because you watch too much porn

by Kanye Yeast November 3, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The Dictionary full of some random shit definitions made by people.

Urban Dictionary? why

by WhyDoWeDoThis? December 22, 2018

Urban dictionary

What your using now

Go find out in the urban dictionary

by Snape303 December 9, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A site used by people for fun. Definitions are published based on different words whether lay be real or made up

Urban Dictionary is a fun pass time

by $Unkown$ October 27, 2016

Urban Dictionary

Shit.

guy: hey do you use urban dictionary

guy 2: no, i dont like shit

by smartboiisdumb February 19, 2023

urban dictionary

your on here right now

urban dictionary is cool

by joeisking2022 December 16, 2021

Urban dictionary

A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex.

Me: *Looks up 'Cookie'*

Definition: "A woman's pussy."

Me: Uh, okay. *Looks up 'Kelly Clarkson'

Definition: "A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met."

Me: *Looks up 'Herbal Essences'

Definition: "The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle."

Me: Of course, Urban Dictionary. Of course.

by !!!!!@ December 18, 2018