Tard butt

The abnormally large back side of a mentally challenged person. This condition is believed to be genetic.

John: Why do all retards have fat asses?
Lexi: It's a condition called Tard butt.

by yaheardsound1 December 15, 2014

Wii Tard

person who acts stupid while using the wii system

Shani is such a Wii Tard that she got hit with a shell 3 times in 2 seconds; Jasmine is so Wii Tarded that she falls over while playing her mario cart

by Jassanese February 8, 2009

Tard Wrangler

The designated person in a friend group that keeps his/her drunken friends from making terribly stupid decisions.

Who is going to be the tard wrangler during tonight's drinking game?

by MexicanTurkey24 December 10, 2020

towel tard

A derrogatory term for a person of Middle Eastern ethincity insinuating a lack of intellect. A combination of towel head and tard.

Osama Bin Ladin must be a real towel tard for attacking the U.S.

by Squid Viscious August 8, 2005

Tech Tard

One who is technologically backward.

'I told my Nanna to download skype so I could talk to her, but she's a tech tard.'

by Pose April 6, 2009

fuck tard

Someone who believes String Theory proves that Neutrons actually have a charge.

Also someone who believes that his or her parents being a scientist who studies rocks gives him or her the ability to be always right.

"Uhh....according to String Theory, everything is mass, so technically, neutrons do have a charge"

"...Unless they're neutral....fuck tard"

In combination: "According to String Theory, my dad's a geologist!"

"Wow, look at that fucktard go on and on, I actually hope he goes to the death with his words.."

by Evan Piper September 18, 2007

gay-tard

when someone is a random mixture of retartedly dumb and homosexual. These so called gay-tards have arrogance for days so when you encounter them strutting around jumping over things and doing handstands in pools, use your gay-tard-dar and ignore them because they will ruin your day with homo erotic gayness.

Holy shit look at that gay-tard!!!

Damn dude is he trying to impress that girl by being a total douche turtle?

by IM LIKE THA OWNER TNW June 4, 2010