Simon

A 40 year old tottenham fan who works with politics but is also the best and most caring dad you can ever have. As long as you do not support arsenal in his household

Simon: Hey! What team do you support?

Person: Arsenal!

Simon: *Pulls out a fxcking 12 gauge shotgun* Better run boy!

by DaddyDonkey63 May 24, 2023

Simon

The real and true name of the Bos Taurus species, often wrongfully called "Cows"

Look at that Simon out in the field eating grass

by JasminePersia December 12, 2022

Simon-level player

Somebody who had the misfortune of being placed in silver, even though they played fairly decently.

Wow, we're playing against a lot of Simon-level players, what a misfortune!

by WittenAziaat March 12, 2018

simon

nugga nay

simon is a nugga nay

by proofen July 5, 2023

Simone

To throw away the pride of wearing American red-white-blue at the last minute because she could not handle the pressure and would not get praises for her mental health; her self interest over the collective pride of representing the whole country

We'll win or lose as a team. Don't Simone!

by coachofmurica August 7, 2021

Simone Charlton

A ginger little bitch that thinks she can get with anyone

Stop being Simone Charlton hew

by Aiddogggggg January 29, 2020

Did a Simon

To intentionally fall asleep shortly during a lecture whilst being hungover.

So i was at a club last night, and I did a Simon today during General Linguistics!

by Eilicec September 27, 2019