Rob

Rob, verb, the action of being a total dick

Dude, brain right now is being a Rob what the fuck.
Don't be a Rob

by Em0-0 September 21, 2021

Rob

Rob is a british mofo with a huge penis and he loves milf of all races. He runs the skreets of Britain.

There goes Rob touching my mom

by Nolan Pierce Miller November 28, 2020

Rob

A man who is the funniest bloke on the face of the earth, and also has a big cock.

‘My mate Rob is proper funny and has a massive cock.’

by BigBattyMan99 March 17, 2022

Rob

Rob is such a:
stunning

kind

funny

intresting
creative
attractive

smart
cool
insight

eye for detail

fun to be around
worthy

smexy
and awesome persone.

wow that person is so cool, it's such a Rob!
is his name Rob? it must be bc he is so remarkable.
I want to be Rob.

by likeadino November 2, 2021

ROB

rob: little kid toucher
rob loves kids a little too much

rob is a name commonly used to describe a sexual deviant who touches anyone and everyone in there precious parts
rob will fuck cats dogs kids women men newborns todlers and even dead corpses

i hate rob

by paultr17 December 29, 2023

Rob

to steal something necessary for survival but when no longer necessary for survival return it.

she could steal but she could not rob (beatles song line)

by 69stamas November 17, 2017

affectionate rob

A beta/effeminate male, who is weak in confrontation situations, and under the thumb at home. Prone to irrational outbursts of rage followed by immediate back tracking when things get fruity.

Steve: you owe me rent
Nick: fuck off I am not paying
Steve: you owe it to me, pay now
Nick: go fuck yourself, if you ask one more time I'm going to put your ass in a sling
Steve: ok, I'll pop round now, and perhaps you can say that again to my face.
Nick: Sorry Steve, didn't mean it, I'll bring it round right away.
Steve: Typical, you've got the chat of Charlie Big Potatoes, but your nothing by an Affectionate Rob.

by Bow_down_dark_horse January 9, 2019