Gliding monkey

When you hold a girl up and spin her around while fucking her

Bobby gave me an awesome gliding monkey last night

by Dude guy 55 December 6, 2015

monkey crawler

A woman's fart that, due to her butt cheeks being occluded, "crawls" down into and travels out of her vagina.

The man believed that his girlfriend had queefed. However, she had simply ejected a normal fart that turned into a monkey crawler.

by Biomed88 October 13, 2013

Monkey Cars

Hood version of Monkey Bars. Instead of being in a playground, Monkey Cars are Ghetto Cruisers, parking in the middle of street, with the doors open. Also, can have trunk, sunroof and hood open. Sometimes 1, but most of the time, 2 or 3 in a row, effectively blocking the street. Monkey Cars are then covered in local Jamokes and Brohemians climbing over them, in and out of them, on them or over them. Usually several dozen congregate in the pile. Usually in the group are a few break dancing hoodlums whirling to the deafening boom of an 808 kick drum.

Fuck, we can't get thru this street, there 3 Monkey Cars in the middle of the road, and they're having their own block party.

by ShiniGami666 June 9, 2008

Monkey aids

Once this is said everyone must T-pose

Ryan calls Aidan’s Mom (at 1 am): Monkey aids
Aidan’s Mom: T-pose

by I AM BROCK!!! July 22, 2018

Chumba Monkey

An idiot, moron, or other stupid person.

He did what?! Jeez that guy is such a chumba monkey.

by KorbenDallas August 7, 2008

Covid monkey

Person or persons with no reguard for public safety or disease control. Refusing to sanitize hands of wear face masks. Refer to movie outbreak for an example.

I can't believe thay ain't wearing masks in here. Total covid monkeys.

by Crauch December 10, 2020

potato monkey

the new york word for Irish person

Guy:Hey look at that fucking potato monkey alcoholic.
Other Guy: Who has 4 long island iced teas in one sitting

by psuedonym jones December 18, 2021