boston bug splat

A sexual act the involves the game of hockey. It is done when a naked male plugs into the butthole of a female, she than inserts a hockey stick into her vagina. This act can only be successfully done when they skate in tandem and score a goal. After the goal, the male than ejaculates and in celebration thrusts the female into the boards. Once the vagina extracting hockey stick hits the boards it than flings the female into the sky and creates a bloody bug splat into the plexy glass.

Damn Sarah looks pissed, did someone give her a Boston Bug Splat at last nights game?

by NanoNonesense April 18, 2020

Scrub Ya Bug

Redneck or Hick term for female masturbation, the "bug" being a vagina and the "scrubbing" being masturbating. Also could be used to describe cleaning your vagina.

Ya gonna go scrub ya bug? It stinks.

I was scrubbin my bug last night because brad never showed up.

by CountryGirl17 May 12, 2011

Quantum Pill Bug

It's a rolley-polley that bends time and space. Can also describe a really annoying rolley-polley if it deletes reality.

Me:One time my foot was deleted by a Quantum Pill Bug
Friend:......How?..and What?

Me:It's a rolley-polley that bends time and space! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW!?

by Chubbydude June 3, 2018

Bug In My Tent

Someone who is completely and totally anoyying and wont go away. Like when your camping and there is a bug in your tent.

"Tianna never GOES AWAY!"
" I know, she is a total bug in my tent."

by MyMotherCanRotInHell March 6, 2010

Bed Bug Fever

A white guy who has a strange fixation with Indian Chicks (because Indian chicks often look like bed bugs).

"Josh hasn't been the same these past few weeks."

"Oh he just started dating this Indian chick... I think he contracted bed bug fever."

by Swaggy Pea October 24, 2020

Bed bugs text

(n.) a text so risky that the sender sends it as they are falling asleep, so they can avoid the feeling of regret that immediately follows.

The text can be so exceedingly treacherous that it will frighten away bed bugs and other night critters.

Freddy asked Claire out via bed bugs text.

by nolandc September 12, 2019

bugs in your skin

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D I G T H E M O U T

There are bugs in your skin

by furryhater October 8, 2023