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Collateral Wave

The manner in which an innocent bystander intercepts a "wave" or a greeting intended for someone immediately adjacent to them by accident and creates an awkward situation.
"Did you see that poor kid in front of Troy get the old collateral wave from Brian in the dining hall?"
by Alfred Boner III October 11, 2014
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Waving the Banner

When you fart on a few squares of toilet paper to make them wave in the breeze.
I had a proper fart built up, so waving the banner rallied my troops.
by Lookmanospaces September 18, 2016
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Bus driver wave

When 2 bus pass each other the drivers will wave to each other. BUT if the buses are from different depots or other companies the drivers may choose to ignore the other driver.
If the drivers know each other personally they may flip off each other, give the finger to each other, or tell the other driver to Fuck Off
When bus S2003 passed bus C5109 the driver of the C bus ignored the S bus instead of giving the Bus Driver Wave.
When the S bus saw the C bus next he flipped the driver off and told the driver to Fuck Off Cunt
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Mana Wave

A Maori greeting which involves a hearty flick of the wrist.
"The bro gave me a mean as mana wave"
by ajwfupi August 14, 2024
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Wave

First the media said a second wave was coming in the fall. Then they said the United States had already begun a third wave. At some point, they just start saying another wave. They must think it's hilarious.
If it's still the second wave, the third wave hasn't begun yet. Some people do pay attention.
by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020
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The wavee

When a girl in your class smell like fish must thunderclap ten cans of boody dried rotten tangerines dry blood pee pee.
This girl smells like The wavee😍
by A 6th grader with dream January 24, 2020
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The Collingwood Wave

The Collingwood Wave is how all Collingwood fans (And ALL Victorians in general Monday - Friday anyway) prefer to greet each other, whether that's sending an opening gesture, or receiving one.

The wave is performed by bending over infront of another, presenting your rear end, looking back and flapping your hand in a welcoming motion to the desired recipients to come and take you from behind whilst you look back at them over your shoulder with a smile.
Innocent observer: "Um what's that cunt in the magpies hat doing? Does he want to get bashed?"

Observers Victorian friend: "Oh that's the Collingwood Wave, we always try and present like that if we think we see someone we know, but just remember it's reserved for Collingwood fans on match days"
by [Stuey the king] May 15, 2023
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