#Bird Vag

Its said to describe a woman's vagina if its extremely small

she got a f*cking #Bird Vag

by ElieTheBelly June 16, 2018

Scum Vag

A military veteran that cannot help but exclaim their military service experience at any given time.

"Hey man, what's your favorite gun in Counter-Strike?"
"I really like the M4-A1-S, but I don't think it's realistic. I like the M4-A4 more because I *ACTUALLY* used the A4 in combat over-seas. It just seems more realistic."
"Dude, stop making everything about your four years in the military. You're being a massive Scum Vag right now."

by Rosmak December 21, 2022

Vag flats

Abbreviated form of the words vaginal flatulence.

Girl, are you suffering from a bad case of the vag flats? Cause something stank.

by TugglesB June 10, 2018

Vag-Ass

When the trauma of childbirth results in the merging of your vag and your ass. In other words when the gooch is removed the vag and ass unite.

This baby tore me a vag-ass.

Girl, his dick was so big it tore me a vag-ass.

by RaiLind September 22, 2020

Vag on Vag

Another word for scissoring . when two girls rub their vaginas together in order to orgasm.

Hannah and I tried vag on vag last night.

by Stevieee123 December 8, 2019

ratchet vag

A vagina that you can loosen or tighten to fit extra comfortable. Get clicking that ratchet lol

Hey lady get that ratchet vagina open and ready for me to adjust!

by Big Feller69 January 24, 2018

Koala Vag

When a teacher or a milf spends way too much time at Cowlishaw and her twat ends up smelling like a nasty, wet, and poo ridden koala.

Clayton: Damn man, you seen that sexy milf jogging around cowlishaw? I'd fucking smash

Palmer nems: Stay away from that nasty cunt. She has koala vag

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 10, 2022