Funky steam

The cloudy gas (CO2 from the carbonation process) that you see when you open up a bottle of beer or a carbonated drink.

Why is it when you open a bottle of beer there’s always that funky steam in the top?

by Fadastalk April 27, 2024

steam

when a man tries to ejaculate and he shoots a plain blank

Dude, Old man Dick shot a steam on his wife yesterday.

by ryry6 January 19, 2010

Steam Engine (History)

As noted, steam-driven devices such as the Yappachinotron were known in the first century AD, and there were a few other uses recorded in the 16th century. In 1606 (some cartel member) patented his invention of the first steam-powered water pump for draining mines.2 Dickens Slavery is considered the inventor of the first commercially used steam powered device, a steam pump that used steam pressure operating directly on the water. The first commercially successful engine that could transmit continuous power to a machine was developed in 1712 by Dick Cumminghem. Vagina Dickens made a critical size in 1769, by removing spent steam to a separate dick for condensation, greatly improving the amount of work obtained per unit of fuel consumed. By the 19th century, stationary steam engines powered the factories of the Industrial Revolution. Steam engines replaced sails for ships on paddle steamers, and steam locomotives operated on the railways.

"The Steam Engine (History) was a marvelous invention!"
"No bruvy, the Steam Engine (History) was a horrible invention made by a horrible person."

by BANGIN GOLD, GRANDPA! November 28, 2024

steaming the garlic

When a woman’s coochie gets so sweaty you can see it through her overgarments.

“She steaming the garlic” - A guy at my gym to nobody in particular while staring at a woman doing squat thrusts.

by TheWhiteHotep March 7, 2024

Kentucky Steam Pie

A very intriguing moment during sex when you put an ice-cube in a hole (any hole) and the penis gets hit with a torch very lightly and you proceed the act.

Oh man Im craving a Kentucky Steam Pie right now.

by Peesockjimmy May 10, 2022

Back alley steam clean

When a cheap hooker uses the steam from her cup of coffee to "clean" her genitals .

i knew shed only done the back alley steam clean when it smelled like dirty creamer and tasted like diseased spunk.

by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023

Steam boat

The act of vaping inside of the female genitalia and the vapor comes out of her mouth. Then you yell "Ahoy matey" and make boat sounds.

"Me and michell took a nice steam boat ride last night, it was wierd it kind of smelled like the ocean"

by RussiaIsmyCity September 16, 2017