by The salami guy January 27, 2021
Get the simpmug. A male doormat. A simp is a man with such little self-worth that he basis his value on his ability to get laid and curry favour with women. Like the "nice guy", a simp is very Machiavellian and duplicitous in the sense that only act nice to get something in return. The two-faced nature of a simp's behaviour is completely transparent and everyone who isn't a simp can see them for the two-faced crawler that they are.
Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.
The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.
Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.
The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.
Prince Harry is a simp.
by UDUser4820 November 26, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
Bitch 1: " Hey look at that guy standing up for the girl getting beat up"
Bitch 2: Ik what a simp lol
Bitch 2: Ik what a simp lol
by simpguy May 19, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by carbonero89 August 18, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Anybody who doesn’t play ark or do what Tyler the prophet says or disagrees with him Tyler owns all rights of the word “simp” and is a king
by Kingofthesimos March 23, 2020
Get the Simpmug.