Chumba Monkey

An idiot, moron, or other stupid person.

He did what?! Jeez that guy is such a chumba monkey.

by KorbenDallas August 7, 2008

potato monkey

the new york word for Irish person

Guy:Hey look at that fucking potato monkey alcoholic.
Other Guy: Who has 4 long island iced teas in one sitting

by psuedonym jones December 18, 2021

Freeze the Monkey

Verb | To have sex with a Snowman.

(Original definition by a YouTuber named "CaptainSauce")

"Hey Amy, did you hear that Kevin said he would Freeze the Monkey last night?"
"Yeah, Emma! Kevin is such an idiot sometimes!"

by RandomMoron February 22, 2020

Covid monkey

Person or persons with no reguard for public safety or disease control. Refusing to sanitize hands of wear face masks. Refer to movie outbreak for an example.

I can't believe thay ain't wearing masks in here. Total covid monkeys.

by Crauch December 10, 2020

song monkey

partygoer who relentlessly dominates the music selection. In extreme cases unable to finish one song before selecting another, in rapid succession.

Song monkey: "Listen to this song, it's amazing! No wait, this one! No wait..."

Everyone: "He's such a goddamn song monkey"

by bndrs March 27, 2012

Lab Monkey

Low-grade worker in a laboratory. The same kind of idea as CAD monkey, Grease monkey or Lab rat.

That Sanjay got conned into being George's lab monkey.

by ProcessMaster August 14, 2016

monkey jello

an amazing gay guy who thinks he's straight

'Jose totally checked out my shoes and and then asked me out! what a monkey jello'

by suga-bob July 4, 2008