your last day on earth

Your last day on earth; I better not wake up with poop on my chest.

If I pass out and wake up with a "Boston Pancake" that will be your last day on earth.

by kplc June 20, 2009

fattest person on earth

default

default is the fattest person on earth

by SMARTMAN26578 December 27, 2023

The best person on the face of the earth

I LOVE ZOE AND ZOE IS the best person on the face of the earth

"Zoe is the best person on the face of the earth"
OMG YES!

by bribri April 26, 2022

earthing

when a woman spreads her legs, fills it with dirt, then adds a seed, waters it, and gives it proper sunlight. as a result a plant is grown between the legs.

yeah i practiced earthing for the first time last night.

by rose :p December 8, 2023

Dinosaur Earth

The truth

The Dinosaur Earth is real, and we are living in ignorance!

by hello I am someone October 28, 2021

EARTH

Egypt, America, Russia, Texas, Helium

mars: bro, i love EARTH
lebron james shoes: brooo the heliummmmmm thoooo
mars: bro, the communists doee

by 3piccc3000 November 14, 2019

earth

dying rock in space we love

earth is cool.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021