Awesome Dad

Often referred to as a living legend, pro golfer, and sometimes even as The Xbox Master. Many belive that an "Awesome Dad" is the most difficult thing to come by or find naturally.

Additional information - National "Awesome Dad" Day is typically held on July 7th by most families

Johnny: Did you hear that Jackson's dad is..... an "Awesome Dad"?

Tim: Woahhhhh!!!!!

by k00pDa July 1, 2023

Zak’s Dad

A scrumptious fella, who has a giant shlong, he is thiccums and has two watermelons for testicles (for self defence purposes).
P.s. he smells really nice mmmmmmmmmmm

Guy 1: “Woah, who’s that over there?”

Guy 2: “Ohhhh, that’s Zak’s Dad!”

Guy 1: “Damn… I wanna fuck Zak’s Dad”

by Zak’s Dad July 26, 2022

maxx's dad

The lord and savior maxx's dad gives people 100$ a week, he is god

dad give me 100$ nigga or else your not god ok maxx's dad?!

by Nigga lord June 22, 2022

My dad

My Dad is an item which shall never be found, it is said My Dad is at a milk store FAR away

Alex: bro wheres ur dad
Me: My dad is at the milk store
Alex: damm when is he gonna return
Me: Never!

by NoDadMan2451 May 3, 2022

Dad pic

A dad selfie

1) imagine opening the camera on your phone and your front camera is open. Now take a photo of your face... That's a dad pic.

2) take a selfie, now bring the phone to your face, look at the screen, then take a selfie. That's a dad pic.

Me: hey! Send me a dad pic.
A friend: "literally takes a dad pic"

by Blessed light January 16, 2022

adhams dad

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adhams dad left him when he was 3

by By adhams mother April 6, 2022

Our dad

Our dad is Laura’s dad.
He’s funny, has glasses, a bit awkward on camera but its absolutely fine. Our dad, we love our dad because he has cool hair. Our dad is very much the most best-est dad in the whole wide world.

random girl from England: he’s our dad now boo
Laura: LMAO

by #1 fan of dad April 12, 2022