The dreamy beach city. Home of crackheads, baby cockroaches, traffic jams, rich assholes, and disappointment. It’s cheaper to live in Tokyo than in LA and that’s saying something.
Person: Dude I wonder what Los Angeles is like.
Person 2: don’t go there, I found a blunt in my hotel closet, a tour guide overcharged me and there was meth in his tour bus.
Person 2: don’t go there, I found a blunt in my hotel closet, a tour guide overcharged me and there was meth in his tour bus.
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Get the Virtual Angels mug.Angels Envy is A type of Kentucky straight bourbon made by the Angel’s Envy Distillery. It’s 46% ABV. You know how people drinks certain types of whiskey and they think they are cool? This shit is so damn good not only will it make you smack your mama but.. also kick her in the azz It’s very hard to get because snobby people in line at the liquor try buying all of it. Instead of leaving some that sweet juice with people who will appreciate it .
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Get the Angels Envy mug.Angels Envy is A type of Kentucky straight bourbon made by the Angel’s Envy Distillery. It’s 46% ABV. You know how people drinks certain types of whiskey and they think they are cool? This shit is so damn good not only will it make you smack your mama but.. also kick her in the azz It’s very hard to get because snobby people in line at the liquor try buying all of it. Instead of leaving some that sweet juice with people who will appreciate it .
by Western Tunesmith February 9, 2021
Get the Angels Envy mug.When you take a shit of such velocity, it despatches itself down the u bend and is not visible in the pan. Furthermore, when you wipe your arse, you are delighted to find no poo on the paper, hence a clean exit and a ‘golden angel’.
If the paper is not clean upon wiping, and the shit is not visible in the pan, it is known as an ‘angel’
If the paper is not clean upon wiping, and the shit is not visible in the pan, it is known as an ‘angel’
I must have been eating well because when I took my dump, it wasn’t just an angel, it was a golden angel - winner!!
by H-J April 10, 2021
Get the Golden Angel mug.After one feciates, there is a lack of residue of poop leaving their toilet paper or whiping material completely clean.
Espically good when pooping outside
Espically good when pooping outside
by Princess Amy SMILE January 19, 2013
Get the Angel Poop mug.A variation on the Cleveland Steamer, in which you defecate on your partners stomach, and afterwards toilet paper is used to give the turd the appearance of wings.
My partner asked me for a Cleveland Steamer, but being a good church going individual, I compromised with a gut angel instead.
by Loving Brian August 11, 2012
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