by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005
Get the Texas toothbrushmug. The act of inserting the barrel of a shotgun into one's own asshole, then taking it out and proceeding to masturbate while licking the shit off of it.
by Mr. Whammy April 5, 2007
Get the Texas Trombonemug. The boringest place on earth. Hometown of george w bush. Located in the middle of nowhere in west Texas. Twin city of Odessa texas(a lot funner). Also midland is home of the shittiest weed in the u.s. Jasper from twilight is from here.
by Abell student February 27, 2011
Get the Midland Texasmug. About as close to Bumfuck, Egypt as America gets.
Borger is a small town roughly 45 miles outside of Amarillo, situated in the Texas Panhandle.
Known for it's hardy, ignorant people and potent stench (a mix of feedlot carryover from other cities in the Panhandle and the ungodly stench of a Carbon Black plant, a Fertilizer plant AND an Oil Refinery), Borger finds itself caught somewhere between the quaint charm of Mayberry in it's decline, and the horror of Silent Hill.
The residents are mostly highly prejudiced (particular in regards to race, religion and "Them Evil Demmicrats!") but put on varying degrees of bland banality that range from outright batshit crazy codger to the sweet old lady who always smiles at you, says hi, and secretly pisses in every glass of iced tea she gives you.
The only industries thriving in Borger are the Oil Refinery, and of course, the mecca of all civilization in this tiny wasteland, Wal-Mart. However, Borger is so tiny and insignificant, it doesn't even get a freaking Wal-Mart Super-Center.
Pass through on the road to better places, but do NOT STOP. This town is a vortex that sucks away futures and intelligence.
Borger is a small town roughly 45 miles outside of Amarillo, situated in the Texas Panhandle.
Known for it's hardy, ignorant people and potent stench (a mix of feedlot carryover from other cities in the Panhandle and the ungodly stench of a Carbon Black plant, a Fertilizer plant AND an Oil Refinery), Borger finds itself caught somewhere between the quaint charm of Mayberry in it's decline, and the horror of Silent Hill.
The residents are mostly highly prejudiced (particular in regards to race, religion and "Them Evil Demmicrats!") but put on varying degrees of bland banality that range from outright batshit crazy codger to the sweet old lady who always smiles at you, says hi, and secretly pisses in every glass of iced tea she gives you.
The only industries thriving in Borger are the Oil Refinery, and of course, the mecca of all civilization in this tiny wasteland, Wal-Mart. However, Borger is so tiny and insignificant, it doesn't even get a freaking Wal-Mart Super-Center.
Pass through on the road to better places, but do NOT STOP. This town is a vortex that sucks away futures and intelligence.
Bob: You ever speak to Jody? She has to be the most ignorant redneck I've ever met. Used the N-Word at least a hundred times in the span of five minutes and proceeded to hit me with a Bible when I told her I was a Gay Atheist.
John: What do you expect? That bitch is from Borger, Texas.
Bob: Explains the smell.
John: What do you expect? That bitch is from Borger, Texas.
Bob: Explains the smell.
by Gorshinspew March 10, 2011
Get the Borger, Texasmug. where nobody actually graduates from but attends for 6 years just to party and get the raider rash. no class, no grades, no problem i guess they can say they at least went to college.
by ag13 April 21, 2009
Get the texas techmug. when you take a long submarine shaped piece of shit, freeze it completely, and use it as a ribbed dildo for your ass
I fuck myself with shit
by the watcher April 17, 2006
Get the texas steamshovelmug. After fucking the absolute shit out of you woman you jizz into a rag and wipe the girls face with it just as if you're giving her a car wash.
Badia: Mayough I was soo drunk last night and she was being such a bitch that I decided to give her the ol' Texas Carwash!!!
by GNAW October 26, 2006
Get the texas carwashmug.