testarodeo

A Testarodeo is where two or more guys loaded with testosterone and booze square off in semi-serious hand-to-hand combat with the intent of establishing dominance in the group.
*Note: Often occurs on a mancation.
Roleplaying can be involved, thus there will be a Bull, a Bullfighter, and off to the side as a Referee, a Rodeo clown (preferably one of those midgets from Jackass.
**This behavior often results in mild to massive hotel room property damage.

el Matador Carlos: "I am to be whoop-assing this very Bull!"

el Toro: Sound - {Profuse Nasal exhalation signifying anger}

Nacho (Rodeo clown): "Let the testarodeo begin!!"

by Stoogin-Poogins September 18, 2006

testiclads

Slang term for "testicles".

Misunderstood from "testiclides".

"AH! She kicked me in the testiclads!"

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

Testicle Tadpoles

Testicle Tadpoles: n. A peciluar, yet humorous way of refering to sperm.

Saudi's testicle tadpoles are swimming in his girlfriend's eye ball.

"Sensually suck the pole, and I'll give you some testicle tadpoles."

by Woo-Ladd February 24, 2009

Testicle Clap

The act of air humping causing your testicles to make a clapping sound against your stomach and gooch. Mostly occuring when you have recently stepped out of a pool or shower.

After stepping from the shower timmy decided to award himself an applause using the testicle clap.

by spo2126 August 5, 2009

testicle toss

The name your brother gives the game ladder toss when he doesn't know the name

What's that game with the two balls on the string called? That's called testicle toss!

by Thebeigebebluewhale June 28, 2015

teslemming

Mindlessly following the behaviors and actions of the masses without any form of individual thought.

Hey bro, what you upto?

Ehh not much brah just teslemming, hbu?

by J4YP4TE1 December 28, 2020

Tessa

Tessa is the new way to keep it fun in bed. Do her backwards, forwards, cowboy, doggy. She does the full works. Be aware though you may not walk the next day! Her technique is unmatched

Oh man I did that Tessa chick and I think I popped my ball sacks it was so good.

by willywonka1974 March 21, 2021