Alexander Technique

The alexander technique is a technique that allows sexual partners to maintain the ability to walk after rough raw anal. They thrust in perfect sync at a perfect 65° angle maintain eye contact and match their breath. If posture or breathing ever fall out of sync you get hit with a ruler. At the end both parties thank each other for a the wonderful coitus and shove a stick up their respective asses.

Martin: Bob, did you try out the Alexander Technique last night? You have to. It’s the best!!!
Bob: sure did! I’ve never had better gait in my life after sex. Normally I have to sit on that donut pillow for a few days

by snoopdoggo October 13, 2021

Dhami Technique

A technique used by the less fortunate and taught by the great DHAMI. First discovered in 1703 by a man stuck in a sexless marriage. Involves the male using a special technique applying a tornado like motion with the penis to the vagina. 100% success rate.

I used the Dhami Technique and lost my virginity.

The Dhami Technique helped me convince my girlfriend in having sexual intercourse.

by The great Dhami October 20, 2021

seaside technique

its a sex. thing.

"THE FUCKS THE SEASIDE TECHNIQUE" "its a sex. thing."

by hi babe. real. October 21, 2021

Belgium technocracy

Where a country has no leader or government for a period of time, operating by the old government's rules and continuing as usual. This normally doesn't work for very long, as the lack of government means that core features that a government brings cannot proceed until a new one forms to take its place. It's called a “Belgium technocracy” as a joke about Belgium breaking its own record for days without government for 592 days.

Maybe it might've been a better idea to just have a Belgium technocracy than this.

by DerpyDerp80 November 25, 2021

caterpillar technique

When you stick it in her soft and wiggle until it gets hard

“Bro me and girl tried the caterpillar technique last night”

by That1Aussie December 28, 2021

Manzano Technique (Guitar)

The Manzano Technique is a recently popularized technique in the 2020s that involves powerchords and bending. It is used often in rock songs.

Matthew: I heard the Manzano Technique (Guitar) is more popular now.
Diego: I heard it in a couple songs too!

by should’ve gotten a plain pie February 15, 2022

pillow technique

Used in the movies when two actors place a pillow between their genitals during sex scenes.

For this next scene we’re going to use the pillow technique.

by SithKabob April 25, 2022