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virginia tech 

I’m sorry but Virginia Tech is a sad excuse of a university. First of all you don’t take rankings from the 70’s and think that they are still relevant. Your prized engineering school isn’t even in the top 10 not to mention that it’s not even the best in the state that title would go to VCU. The Pamplin College of Business isn’t 41st in the nation like the Virginia Techs web site says, it not even close to the top 50. Yes Tech has a good football team but you are not a football school, for that you actually have to win the national title. Tech student are to dumb to get in UVA and must like the sausage fest not to go to JMU.
Oh and JMU has a better business school then you do. Virginia Tech needs to get off there high horse and start picking up its sh*t because that’s all a Virginia Tech alumni will ever amount to, the world needs ditch diggers. UVA is such a better school you cant even compare it to Virginia Tech.
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virginia tech by jimmy potsdamn November 8, 2007
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High Tech High 

a place that lies and says they will do one thing and doesn't. Don't be fooled by the name, that is what lures the the victims in. It is a place where the student council has no power, the teachers are all te same (except different accents) and you do something called "Tai Chi", it is dreadful
Kid : Hey look I got a notice from "High Tech High"

Dad: nope your not going

Kid: But Why?

Dad: No kid of mine is going to be labeled a nerd.

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who loses a $5000 laptop when it bounces off da seat and fallz out thru da rust hole in da floorboard of his pickup.
bubba: how come all da dead appliances on yr front porch have names like "honywell, ibm, and dec"?
htrn: die n00b!
High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 15, 2004

Georgia Tech 

A place in the arm-pit of Atlanta where the girls dicks are proportionally larger than the mens. Fraternities engineer new creative butt sex positions and Sororities are...well the sororities are also called fraternities. A place considered so smart Reggie Ball didn't learn quite how to count to 4.
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art tech high school

a school of stoners, posers, degenerates, and one republican. Art Tech highly believes in accepting other peoples beliefs, except for non-pot smokers whom are damned to burn and fester in the fiery pits of hell (and we also dont like anti-videogame cunts like Hilary Clinton).
art tech high school student: What's a mexican?

Eastern Tech 

rated one of the best high schools in the country...definitely one of the most overrated. the principal somehow manages to cover up the stuff that goes on, thus letting tech keep it's ridiculous reputation. all the guys are jocks&potheads. all the girls are drunk sluts.
1-- did that girl seriously give you head for a ride home?
2-- yeah, she goes to eastern tech.
1-- ohhh yeah. that explains it.
Eastern Tech by omgzzzz December 22, 2004