High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who thinks WWW stands for Wild Willing Women.

bubba: what say we git all likkered up and chase us some white wimmin?
htrn: why waste da energy? let's just stay home and cyber 'em all!

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 16, 2004

Boomer Tech 

Boomer Tech (boomer technology) are technological inventions created in the 20th century or older (usually electronics but not necessarily). Boomers still use these in the 21st century even though there are other and usually better ways to do the same thing. One example of this is email and vinyl records.

Zoomer 1: My grandfather still uses email to communicate with us.

Zoomer 2: That's kinda cringe bro. That shit is Boomer Tech. My grandfather uses WhatsApp.

Boomer Tech by D4nk801 January 7, 2020

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who knowz the difference between a microchip an a buffalo chip.

bubba: what'cha gonna do with all them chips?
htrn: they're great with dip!

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 16, 2004

virginia tech 

I’m sorry but Virginia Tech is a sad excuse of a university. First of all you don’t take rankings from the 70’s and think that they are still relevant. Your prized engineering school isn’t even in the top 10 not to mention that it’s not even the best in the state that title would go to VCU. The Pamplin College of Business isn’t 41st in the nation like the Virginia Techs web site says, it not even close to the top 50. Yes Tech has a good football team but you are not a football school, for that you actually have to win the national title. Tech student are to dumb to get in UVA and must like the sausage fest not to go to JMU.
Oh and JMU has a better business school then you do. Virginia Tech needs to get off there high horse and start picking up its sh*t because that’s all a Virginia Tech alumni will ever amount to, the world needs ditch diggers. UVA is such a better school you cant even compare it to Virginia Tech.

UVA, JMU, Virginia Tech, Engineering School,Pamplin College of Business

virginia tech by jimmy potsdamn November 8, 2007

High Tech High 

a place that lies and says they will do one thing and doesn't. Don't be fooled by the name, that is what lures the the victims in. It is a place where the student council has no power, the teachers are all te same (except different accents) and you do something called "Tai Chi", it is dreadful

Kid : Hey look I got a notice from "High Tech High"

Dad: nope your not going

Kid: But Why?

Dad: No kid of mine is going to be labeled a nerd.

High Tech High by Who The Douce Are You? April 14, 2005

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who loses a $5000 laptop when it bounces off da seat and fallz out thru da rust hole in da floorboard of his pickup.

bubba: how come all da dead appliances on yr front porch have names like "honywell, ibm, and dec"?
htrn: die n00b!

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 15, 2004

Georgia Tech 

A place in the arm-pit of Atlanta where the girls dicks are proportionally larger than the mens. Fraternities engineer new creative butt sex positions and Sororities are...well the sororities are also called fraternities. A place considered so smart Reggie Ball didn't learn quite how to count to 4.

I usually pass by Georgia Tech and laugh.

Georgia Tech...the all boys school?

Georgia Tech. I think I see a girl! oh wait its a guy with a mop on his head.

Georgia Tech by UGA has hot girls September 1, 2009