Tard Wrangler

The designated person in a friend group that keeps his/her drunken friends from making terribly stupid decisions.
Who is going to be the tard wrangler during tonight's drinking game?
by MexicanTurkey24 December 11, 2020
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Tard butt

The abnormally large back side of a mentally challenged person. This condition is believed to be genetic.
John: Why do all retards have fat asses?
Lexi: It's a condition called Tard butt.
by yaheardsound1 December 15, 2014
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part-tarded

Main Entry: Part-tarded
Pronunciation: 'pärt-tär-did
Function: adjective
offensive: 1: A person of otherwise average intelligence that demonstrates a habit of making unintelligent decisions or prone to acting in an unintelligent or careless manner. 2: An unwise decision made by those who do not have to actually carry out the instructions: 3: A device or machine (IE: Computers) when they don’t do what they are designed to do.

1: I don’t know why he did that, he knew better than to lick that Poison Ivy.
2: Man, whoever decided that doing it this way must have been Part-tarded.
3: I told this Part-tarded thing to print the document four times, but all it wants to do is open the calculator.
by D. Wulf July 04, 2006
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Tech Tard

One who is technologically backward.
'I told my Nanna to download skype so I could talk to her, but she's a tech tard.'
by Pose April 06, 2009
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towel tard

A derrogatory term for a person of Middle Eastern ethincity insinuating a lack of intellect. A combination of towel head and tard.
Osama Bin Ladin must be a real towel tard for attacking the U.S.
by Squid Viscious July 19, 2005
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fuck tard

Someone who believes String Theory proves that Neutrons actually have a charge.

Also someone who believes that his or her parents being a scientist who studies rocks gives him or her the ability to be always right.
"Uhh....according to String Theory, everything is mass, so technically, neutrons do have a charge"

"...Unless they're neutral....fuck tard"

In combination: "According to String Theory, my dad's a geologist!"

"Wow, look at that fucktard go on and on, I actually hope he goes to the death with his words.."
by Evan Piper September 07, 2007
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gay-tard

when someone is a random mixture of retartedly dumb and homosexual. These so called gay-tards have arrogance for days so when you encounter them strutting around jumping over things and doing handstands in pools, use your gay-tard-dar and ignore them because they will ruin your day with homo erotic gayness.
Holy shit look at that gay-tard!!!

Damn dude is he trying to impress that girl by being a total douche turtle?
by IM LIKE THA OWNER TNW June 04, 2010
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