a resident of Montreal who is both a douche and a retard by being a jerk because they "nuh speeek engleeesh"
Frank: Man, that jerk at the front desk gave us a hard time with our hotel room just cuz we're anglophone.
Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.
Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?
Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".
Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.
Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.
Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?
Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".
Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.
by Fugues May 03, 2010
its tard city around here
by jenny banks February 05, 2008
The designated person in a friend group that keeps his/her drunken friends from making terribly stupid decisions.
by MexicanTurkey24 December 11, 2020
A derrogatory term for a person of Middle Eastern ethincity insinuating a lack of intellect. A combination of towel head and tard.
by Squid Viscious July 19, 2005
by Pose April 06, 2009
Someone who believes String Theory proves that Neutrons actually have a charge.
Also someone who believes that his or her parents being a scientist who studies rocks gives him or her the ability to be always right.
Also someone who believes that his or her parents being a scientist who studies rocks gives him or her the ability to be always right.
"Uhh....according to String Theory, everything is mass, so technically, neutrons do have a charge"
"...Unless they're neutral....fuck tard"
In combination: "According to String Theory, my dad's a geologist!"
"Wow, look at that fucktard go on and on, I actually hope he goes to the death with his words.."
"...Unless they're neutral....fuck tard"
In combination: "According to String Theory, my dad's a geologist!"
"Wow, look at that fucktard go on and on, I actually hope he goes to the death with his words.."
by Evan Piper September 07, 2007
when someone is a random mixture of retartedly dumb and homosexual. These so called gay-tards have arrogance for days so when you encounter them strutting around jumping over things and doing handstands in pools, use your gay-tard-dar and ignore them because they will ruin your day with homo erotic gayness.
Holy shit look at that gay-tard!!!
Damn dude is he trying to impress that girl by being a total douche turtle?
Damn dude is he trying to impress that girl by being a total douche turtle?
by IM LIKE THA OWNER TNW June 04, 2010