Piggy Tan

When someone is being ridiculous or funny. Slang word. For fun.

Don't be a piggy tan.

by vampculture77ashmoon September 29, 2021

offensively tan

When someone chooses to get a tan so dark that it becomes offensive to Hispanics and African Americans.

Tanner: I'm going to get a tan today.
*tanner comes out of tanning salon*

Friend:damn girl, you're so tan. You're like "offensively tan" I'm so jells.

by Fancypanski February 24, 2014

Tan Tusk

A long piece of poop.

Ian: Bill I’m going to leave a tan tusk on your desk if you don’t stop being a monkey.
Bill: Keep it down.

by TanTusker November 9, 2017

tan tip

When you have sex for hours and burn the tip of your shaft tan

I banged that prostitute so long last night I got a tan tip.

by 13 inches June 14, 2023

festival tan

The accumulated layers of grime and dirt on your skin after a good weekend in a dust bowl full of hippies.

Person 1: Wow! your skin is so dark in these pictures from Burning Man.
Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too until I got home and took a shower - it was just a festival tan.
Person 3: That's grody.

by danderzion October 18, 2013

shower tan

A deceiving tan that makes you look 10000 times tanner than you actually are. disappointing.

"Why does my shower tan make me look so much tanner?¿?"

by Ayeee23 June 6, 2019

Monitor Tan

When someone spends all of their time in front of their screen, and never gets out into the real world

Friend 1: Hey, where's Derick?
Friend 2: Derick decided he wanted to stay home and work on his monitor tan.

by Lawdog606 March 9, 2023