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if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

When you are openly critical of someone's actions and are just being a dick.
James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.

Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.
by dailybirdsandtrees August 4, 2011
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Saying "NO" like Darth Vader

When someone says "NO" in disapproval to something in the most retarded way over pronouncing the "O" sound too long..
Counter Personal: You just missed your flight Sir!!

Passenger: "Nooooooooooooooooo"

Bystander: Man! that guy is saying "No" like Darth Vader...
by FallenV September 13, 2011
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Say Goodbye To Your Kneecaps

A good comeback for when an asshole is making fun of you for being short
Asshole: You're so short lmao, you can't even hurt someone!
Person: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.
by StarShiningAgain October 30, 2019
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thats what she sayed

Voice 1: Omg its so fucking huge

Voice 2: THats what she sayed

Voice 1:Haha i love that joke
by Boner Cock Dick May 18, 2010
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je ne sais quoi

What you say when you don't know what to say, and can't be bothered to say what you think.
You: What does "Je ne sais quoi" mean?
Me: .........Well...... Je ne sais quoi.
by Madkittykat October 8, 2010
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What does Mickey say?

What time is it?
Look at your Mickey Mouse watch a tell me what time it is.
Dude one: What does Mickey say?

Dude two: 11:30

Dude one: DAMN! I'm late for work again.
by sleddood May 24, 2009
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You know what they say

The start of an old meme that originated from the CD-I game “Hotel Mario”.
Mario: “You know what they say, all toasters, toast, toast.”
by The Urban Dictionary 2.0 January 20, 2020
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