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String beaning

When you let a long string of shit come out of your dick into a girls butthole.
Me and my chick just recently started string beaning.
by Otterotterfartshit6969 May 23, 2016
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man string

a g string made for a person of the male persuasion....
"oh my goodness!! that mans man-string is showing.... what a hoe-bag!!"
by mikhi April 11, 2005
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Dick String

A long string that you attach to your penis for men who are too fat to find/reach it otherwise. Comes in handy for those intimate moments or when going pee. Will also be marketed in cool patterns for holiday seasons, and camoflauge/blaze orange for outdoorsmen. The slogan is "It's fashionable, functional and in some cases even offers protection!" (In the case of the hunter: no one will shoot off your willy in the woods when you've got the blaze orange model!)
Maybe I should lose some weight, I can't see my penis anymore.." "No way dude, go buy a Dick String!
by NurseRissa October 17, 2010
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Bruce Springsteen

"on this coin is a picture of the Bruce"
"The what?"
"The Bruce"
"eh?"
"The Bruce Springsteen..."
"...."
"The Queen!"
"oh."
by funktrap February 9, 2009
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string theory

If a man walks for long enough, his boxers of briefs will turn into strings aka a thong. This can cause much annoyance once it strikes as it has the tendency to frequently reoccur.
A guy to his friend in the street: "Oh man, hold on. I got some serious string theory going on!"
by Felmor March 19, 2009
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Palm Springs

A place filled with retired folks, who come to restaurants every night at 5 PM. It's also timeshare heaven for other Southern California residents.
I'm going to Palm Springs. I hope no one dies when I go for the early bird special.
by surrealfx August 28, 2005
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String Brother

A cross between a hipster, prep and jock . Usually plays and instrument and is in school band. Always popular and only hangs out with a small group of people.
WOW ! Chris was hanging out with the string brother kids today ...
by CatMan123 November 15, 2012
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