1. A waste of life
2. A waste of life who is so unhappy in their life that they have to get stoned right when they wake up to pass the day.
2. A waste of life who is so unhappy in their life that they have to get stoned right when they wake up to pass the day.
"Have you seen Jimmy at all recently?"
"Nah. he just sits at home playing videogames all day by himself"
"He's probably a morning stoner, that wanker"
"Nah. he just sits at home playing videogames all day by himself"
"He's probably a morning stoner, that wanker"
by Pacman111111 June 05, 2009
That one day a week that a stoner skips either school, work, or some activity to smoke and participate in stoner activities.
by Bud bizzle January 05, 2011
by Adian January 08, 2004
Guy 1: hey you look high can I have some?
Guy 2: I'm a straight-edge stoner, I have never done drugs
Guy 2: I'm a straight-edge stoner, I have never done drugs
by My aunt thinks I'm high June 19, 2023
by RogerNihlock January 13, 2019
A younger individual that does not abide by the look and mantra/culture of the beatnik and is replaced with more normal American clothing, inovated tools, and strains. The outlook is an unconstrained critical thinker with goals of being a progressive Libertarian excelling in business,art, and human communication with the marijuana being only to be part of the experience not the entirety of the persons thoughts and actions.
“Dude, you rolled that joint in a second with that machine!”
“Yeah, It’s because im a new age stoner”
“Yeah, It’s because im a new age stoner”
by NomoreTommyChongs October 11, 2017
Usally a dealer or user that doesn't want to amit that they love weed because they're worried about her appearance
by Big Kirby January 20, 2021