Vampire Squid

Right before you have passionate love making with a beautiful woman, you lay on top of her, bite her neck, flail around like a squid of out water, and then jerk off hence inking all over her face

Last night my boyfriend did a pretty mean vampire squid.

by VaginesSlayer April 24, 2015

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squidge

used to describe the tightness of an orifice.

That virgin I had last night was so squidge!

by J-Rod April 19, 2004

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Squid

1. Friend
2. Something exceedingly cool or interesting

1. "Hey, Squid, I'm coming to the party Friday."
2. "Man, look at that board! It's a total squid."

by Phoebe Buffay April 18, 2006

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Squid

A female you or one of your friends is, or potentially could be, interested in achieving climax with.

diz mai squidz
dun worry, she'z cool

by a$h January 8, 2008

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A person who responds to anonymous sex/casual hookup ads posted on-line. Can be used in a general sense to describe people of either sex seeking either gay or straight sex, but is more commonly used to refer to older gay men responding to ads posted by younger men, whether or not they expect some kind of compensation.

A person who posts such an ad is said to be "trawling for squid."

Ted needed some extra cash and also was hoping to meet someone who could maybe point him to a better job, so he posted a few ads on Craigslist, trawling for squid. But with his lousy luck, he got busted by an undercover statie when he went to go blow some dude at a highway reststop.

by Gorganzola777 April 28, 2013

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