snake medicine

Another term for alchohol

I've got 50 bucks in my wallet, I'm gonna head down to the store and get me a handle of some of that snake medicine

by Snake Medicine January 8, 2017

snake wash

Similar to "Circle Jerk" but performed in the shower and sounds less offensive.

Reference to a situation of confusion or waste of effort. (adult male masturbation- like washing your snake in the shower). Similar to circle jerk, cluster fuck, etc.

"This budget crunch effort is a real snake wash!"

by gc2645 December 12, 2013

Blue Snaking

The act of male masturbation to relieve the condition known as blue balls.

The cop caught me blue snaking after a heavy make-out session with Julie and gave me a public lewdness ticket.

by jaydeflix September 22, 2016

Solid Snake

The act in which your 'Big Boss' is fully erect.

Not to be confused with Liquid Snake which is primarily caused by heavy consumption of taco Bell. Me coming into the bedroom with my Solid Snake. My girlfriend: Snake Snake!!!!!

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

snake preview

A dishonest, untrustworthy person's first, seemingly innocuous gesture that should have tipped you off as to their character.

It was many years later, after he had left her for her best friend, that she realized - his stiffing the waiter on their first date was a snake preview.

by Monkey's Dad April 9, 2020

Snakes and Fakes

them THOTTIES.
yeah. you know who i'm talking about.
them TROLLS. y'all know em.

Them THOTTIES at school being fake. Fucking snakes. Snakes and Fakes everywhere.

by koma-koma September 2, 2018

snake trader

Snake traders are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who start a fantasy football pool within their office and trick first year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of his team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.

Victim: "Hey Hector! What do you think about this trade Ashhad convinced me on? I'll give him Antonio Brown for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good right?!"
Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade.Do not take it. Ashhad is such a snake trader."

by Hectorino November 6, 2017