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Dead snakes

Used to describe a generally undesirable and/or unfortunate scenario or event.
Person 1: Dude, I just found that I have leukemia!
Person 2: Wow that's pretty dead snakes for you
by megawalrus November 7, 2012
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snake trader

Snake traders are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who start a fantasy football pool within their office and trick first year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of his team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey Hector! What do you think about this trade Ashhad convinced me on? I'll give him Antonio Brown for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good right?!"
Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade.Do not take it. Ashhad is such a snake trader."
by Hectorino November 6, 2017
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snake preview

A dishonest, untrustworthy person's first, seemingly innocuous gesture that should have tipped you off as to their character.
It was many years later, after he had left her for her best friend, that she realized - his stiffing the waiter on their first date was a snake preview.
by Monkey's Dad April 9, 2020
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Snake jew

A snake that is a jew
No way chase I saw a snake Jew on the mountain.
by Deeznuts6828374 September 4, 2017
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Chode Snake

"have you met that Dale guy that used to have that fake newspaper?"

"I have, and he's a real fuckin' chode snake."
by the Chame-Loc'ster July 28, 2023
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Rubber snakes

It’s like a snake right?, but it jiggles. It’s like a hose with sharp teeth kinda snappy. They don’t have genders because their unsocial there for don’t have social constructs.THEY ARE ALL GREEN!
“Today Samantha wore a rubber snake around her neck to school instead of a scarf,our teacher me haberny screamed and ran away, sam throw it at the teacher and screamed as she squirm” rubber snakes are rubber
by Genderless blob June 30, 2022
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solid snake

to sneak in a girls house with a erection in a skin tight suit unnoticed and bang here.
dude i was so like solid snake last night to have sex with my girl.
by okemonmaster4life March 27, 2015
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