the smoking beaver

A woman that smokes weed out of her vagina for any amount of money.

"hey bro i got eleven bucks want to call the smoking beaver over here"

by the smoking beaver May 10, 2012

Smirnoff Smokes

Any flavored cigarettes/cigars, including cloves. In the same way that people who want to get drunk but can't drink real alcohol drink Smirnoff, people who want nicotine but can't handle real cigarettes smoke cloves/flavored cigs.

The courtyard near the art building always smells like Smirnoff smokes.

by Beta l Rho April 18, 2011

hook smoke

CO fumes from vehicles at the molecular level are shaped like hooks which grab on to your lungs and kill you faster.

Firefighter 1 - Dude, don't stick your face near that exhaust.
Firefighter 2 - Why?
Firefighter 1 - Hook smoke.

by camborgius November 18, 2013

smoke the chair

The act of someone getting mad and throwing his chair into a campfire he may be sitting by.

I'm pretty freakin' mad at you, so I'll smoke the chair.

by Seshie February 19, 2009

smoke a weiner

another meaning for blow job

Hartman Hughes: "Yeah, she is going to smoke a weiner tonight."
Charles: "Dawg, how'd you do dat sheit you mudafocka??"
Ralph Lauren: "We have a sale."

by muffintop169 March 11, 2011

Smoked a Clinton

Smoked a cigar after it was soaked inside a pussy.

I prefer Cohibas, but I've smoked a Clinton.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Smoking the crystal

smokin dope out of a crystal shaped pipe

Kevin: Noskey, have you been smoking the crystal again?
Noskey:sure nuff have

by W33DSMKR February 21, 2011