Shitty Fapple

When you have a shitty fapping session.

Ugh, everything's gone wrong today. I even had a shitty fapple today. Why can't I live in peace.

by I like pone butts October 6, 2016

shitty anal

When you give a girl anal and she craps on your dick.

“at this moment, he realized that she had alittle too many drinks, and he was about to recieve Shitty Anal.”

by Myasscrack December 9, 2016

Sittin' titties

Riding high due to a stroke of good fortune or luck; doing well in a particular situation or moment; in 1st place with a commanding lead, usually amongst friends; temporarily winning at life knowing things could change at any minute.

"I'm sittin' titties in my fantasy league with a 50-point lead." ; "Got upgraded and I'm sittin' titties in first class."

by stanphish December 27, 2016

Shittyassdicks

A phrase you say when you mess up

*guy drops something

Guy: "Shittyassdicks!!!"

by Shittyassdicks January 6, 2017

shitty mist

When you have diarrhea and have to fart at the same time.

I ate this taco from taco bell and it gave me shitty mist.

by LukeP3 February 23, 2017

shitty mop

You put a bunch of shit on yo mop then when someone uses it there is shit all over the floor

I shit on a mop and I'm going to use it to make my whole floor smell like shitty asses

My gf gave me a shitty mop and made it look like it wasent dirty not my floor smells like ass

by That dud July 2, 2017

shitty wankers

A big pile of dicks, or wankers, covered fully and completely of hot steamy, squishy shit.

"Hey honey, can you clean up the shitty wankers".

by Tkvd09 July 9, 2017