Raisin Shower

A raisin shower is when you gather a whole bucket full of deer turds and raisins (and possibly coffee beans) and throw them onto your girlfriend before having sex with her. She'll be so enthralled with your penis (or strap-on if your a chick) that she won't be able to differentiate between eating raisins or turds, but she'll kick your ass later, and it will give you pleasure if you have a foot-in-ass fetish.

Dude, I gave my babe a Raisin Shower last night and she stuck her foot so far up my ass after words that I cried and used my leftover tears as lube!

by Beefboy June 9, 2014

life shower

When you take a shower to remove the drunken sins of the prior night.

I was so drunk last night, I railed the ugliest girl in the bar so I woke up and took a life shower

by NateJ_8 July 23, 2014

shower run

When a major rainstorm outside prompts a well deserved shower run. Consists of one lathering soap onto themselves and then putting on swimwear. Said person goes outside and runs in the rain rendering them clean once returning home.

This rainstorm coming in should be strong enough to get in a nice shower run before work.

by Mr. John Chu February 17, 2017

gas shower

When you fart shower so bad that you nearly pass out when you smell it

God, I nearly died in a gas shower this morning.

by Logan (Like Utah) March 12, 2016

Facebook shower

Facebook-shower (or morning Facebook) – the phenomenon when for a person the first thing to do in the morning is to read the Facebook feed.

Some believe that this morning information inflow helps the brain to wake up. So some people “switch on” their brains in the morning by reading news or destructing several rows of beads. Others believe that this presents a manifestation of information addiction, and one should keep a tight rein on such actions.

According to the research conducted by SOASTA, 92 percent of New-Yorkers start their day with a smartphone check. Most often, respondents open e-mail (67%) and read Facebook news feed (40%).

– Hey there Tom!
– Good morning Jesse!
– How was your start of the day?
– Well.. nothing special.. Facebook shower, coffee and Pokemon-Go walking to the office.

by digitalvocabulary.com August 17, 2016

dad shower

A term that means two and a half hours. Derived from the fact that it takes dads this long to get out of the shower.

Person 1: When’s he going to be here?
Person 2: Give it another dad shower or so.

by Vtrevary November 16, 2019

mayo shower

When you cum all over a person

This is like a mayo shower

by The only pug July 16, 2021