senior kitizen

A cat that is 15 years old or older

My senior kitizen has Kataracts

by Madch1ld July 15, 2017

serioushead

adj. Someone who can't understand sarcasm

A: LOL, I'm gonna cut my dick off if that happened
B: How will you consummate your marriage then?
A: Damn these seriousheads

by gskill November 1, 2017

seniorcide

A person entering old age who would and rather kill themself than grow old in some nursing home.

I'll commit seniorcide before I am stuck in a diaper in a nursing home somewhere"

by Deelang May 3, 2018

Senioritis

When your in your very last years in college, where your emotionally drained, you have no care in the world, anything and everything irritates you, you often skip class, lazy and tired aren't even the worst of it. A student will find himself/herself lazy and very sleepy. Your emotionally, physically and mentally drained. You tend to skip doing homework and try and stall by doing something else.

A college student who has senioritis would find themselves sleeping in their cars more when they should be at work and or in class.

by princess_ohana May 16, 2018

seriouslier

Term used when something is beyond the need to "take serious"

1:"Bro, I need to take this semester seriously or I'm f*****!"

2:"Nah man, you need to take it seriouslier"

by TnTDefines August 3, 2018

sectional intercourse

When the first chair clarinetist slides the bell of his clarinet over the mouthpiece of the first chair floutest and whispers slyly in her ear, “we are having sectional intercourse.”

We had sectional intercourse during band rehearsal today.
My mom doesn’t know but I’ve been having sectional intercourse since 6th grade.

This one time at band camp I had sectional intercourse.

by Marriedtoaclarinetplayer August 17, 2018

SENIOR ERNESTO

WHEN YOUR STRUGGLING TO GET A SENIOR QUOTE BEFORE THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 27, 2018 AND CANT CHOOSE ANYTHING CAUSE YOUR GAYNESS AIN'T THINKING STRAIGHT (heheheh I'm punny XD) IN ORDER TO MAKE YOU STAND OUT SO YOU DECIDE TO MAKE A WORD ON URBAN DICTIONARY EXPRESSING YOUR TROUBLES JUST TO GET SOMETHING INTERESTING.

AND HOW DARE THE YEARBOOK PEOPLE LIMIT US TO 45 CHARACTERS INCLUDING SPACES LIKE DA FUCK IS THAT SOGGY BALONEY. UGH. I HATE EVERYTHING EXCEPT MY GIRLFRIEND BRITTNEY CAUSE SHE RULES, MY BEST FRIEND IVON CAUSE SHE'S RAD AS FUCK, AND MY HOE ISABELLE CAUSE SHE THAT BITCH THAT KEEPS IT REAL. ALSO I LOVE SHANE DAWSON. -SINCERELY, THAT GAY FRIEND

Did you look up that word Bob, the one named SENIOR ERNESTO. Its..........interesting.

by HoeassErnie September 26, 2018