One second

n.

An unstandardized unit of measurement commonly used to describe a period of five or more minutes.

In the public restrooms
Guy#1: Hurry up asshole, I ain't got all day!
Guy#2: Just one second, goddamnit, I'm almost done!
(20 minutes later Guy#2 leaves)

by Wunt sum sawwwce? August 8, 2014

5 second rule

An informal notion that food dropped onto the ground is still edible if retrieved within a five second time frame. Variations exist; 30-second rule, 2-minute rule, et cetera.

Damn, that was the last potato chip. Oh well, 5 second rule in effect, right?

by kinsmed July 10, 2004

10-second-tom

the art of letting your man juice within 10 seconds after making out.

The girl made the boy cream his pants. (10-second-tom)

by lolwow1 September 30, 2008

second aid kit

Like a first aid kit, but instead contains a pack of Marlboro reds, condoms, Tylenol, eye drops, plan B and, if you stick it in yourself, cocaine. Can sometimes be purchased at Wallgreens.

Damn bro, she sounds awful. Glad you had Second Aid Kit.

by Malbec June 26, 2017

Second

We do a bad job of only giving a shit about people who are on our team.... I wonder who said that 🤔 oh, wait, it was me. I was the guy who said that thing. I'm the one being quoted in this scenario.

Hym "So, there I sit, in 'Everyone is working their hardest world.' I'm jacked. I'm working my hardest. But wait a second! People don't like all of the things I've said. They like some of them. So they take those things and say them as though they weren't scrolling through Urban Dictionary in-between working as hard as they can. They're all yoked. A director is there. He reads a compelling soliloquy. Decides to put it in his movie. He doubled up on his HGH injections today. His muscles are bulging. Everyone who both reads the book and watches the movie knows where it came from..... I fell asleep.... But they are all working their hardest and nobody says anything. They are all cut. They've been doing two-a-days."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2022

Second Butt Hole

Invented by Thomas Jefferson in 1796, the Second Butt Hole is an additional anus created in order to alternate pooping. While maximizing efficiency, the Second Butt Hole also provides relief to the primary butt hole, so that you don't get sore from all that pooping.

The Second Butt Hole is most famous from its appearance in the film Titanic. Ben Stiller has also reported being an avid fan of the Second Butt Hole.

"Man I was so wasted last night, I was shitting all morning. Thank God I have the Second Butt Hole"

by Minerva McGonagall May 10, 2009

eskimo second-cousins

two people who find out they have masturbated to the same person

"Dude I just jacked off to Tori Black, she is so fucking hot.

Dude...me too.

No way...we're eskimo second-cousins!"

by kgodwins August 1, 2011