Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.

The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

seat 11a

the infamous seat without a window in a 737. It’s to do with aircon hardware.

Booked seat 11a as Ryanair said it was a window seat, was instead staring at a blank wall for the entire 3 hour flight.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 23, 2025

toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit

Oi! Come look at my toilet seat meat

by Assassin4151 January 13, 2021

Fecked Seat

A form for banning fugly seats in the barbers whenever a droob comes to die.

Ooh,fecked seat sucks especially when a male does that.

by Dogmilk57 Nightcore August 14, 2019

Take A Seat

Implying “secretly” that you want someone to sit on your face

I’d like you to “take a seat”… on my face

by DeeperMeaning May 27, 2022

side seat sally

A female passenger in your car whose always telling you that you drive too slow, your turning too fast, controls your radio, and generally critiques everything you do while driving. Often times calling you a grandpa when your in your mid 30s.

Meghanns such a side seat sally but won't drive the car herself. Just tells me im a grandpa behind the wheel all the time.

by PJohns3372 January 21, 2024

Bums on Seats

In Britain it is another word for an audience

Perform on a stage with the bums on seats staring at you.

by CrazyCatMexico August 11, 2021