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Schrödinger’s Catfish

When you’re talking to someone online and you’re not sure if they’re real or a catfish — they exist in a superposition of being both real and a catfish until you meet them or see them on video.
Example:
Person 1: Yeah bro, the girl I’m talking to is really cool.
Person 2: Great, have you seen her yet?
Person 1: No, but I sent her flowers.
Person 2: Ah… Schrödinger’s Catfish. Poor guy.
by C6_LPZ September 19, 2025
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Schrödinger's Futanari

You won't know if she has a dick or not until you see it by yourself
"I don't know bro, .... look so sexy until i saw it with my own eyes 😓"

"So it means i'd called those a Schrödinger's Futanari"
by a9ito September 21, 2025
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Schrodinger's Trump

A sentiment that asserts that Donald Trump is both an evil genius that wants to take over the world, and a demented confused old man depending on whichever narrative the Left decides is more convenient in the moment.
Leftoid: "Trump is sending troops to Portland! I knew it, he's a dictator that wants to take over America!"
Also Leftoid: "*Sees Elon Musk next to DJT.* Come on guys, it's obvious Trump is just a puppet for Musk, just look how confused he looks!"
Onlookers: "Oh wow, Schrodinger's Trump gone wild."
by Opa Opa September 30, 2025
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Schrodingers Balls

If one man's balls are replaced with another man's balls and he impregnates a woman, whose kid is it?
Schrodingers balls; that kid came from Schrodingers balls, we don't know who the father is
by Logical@Balls October 8, 2025
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Schrodinger's Cornball

A person who makes corny jokes and decides whether it was ironic or not based on the reactions of the people around them
Person 1: "Guys I'm gonna be BIG CHUNGUS for halloween"

Person 2: "bro you're so corny"

Person 1: "I was being ironic"

Person 3: "Schrodinger's cornball amirite?"
by escuato. October 8, 2025
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Schrodinger's freak

Someone who, depending on whether observed or not, will exhibit freak-like behaviour.
"Look at Schrodinger's freak over there, cooking naked in the kitchen."
by dihrac October 28, 2025
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Schrodinger‘s pajama day

When you are supposed to dress in special/informal way for an event, but you don’t know if anyone is going to do it until you show up to that event.
Everyone is supposed to wear their Halloween costumes to work tomorrow, if I do and nobody else does, I’ll look stupid, if I don’t and everyone else wears theirs, I’ll stick out like a sore thumb, it’s a Schrodinger‘s pajama day
by Givebill October 30, 2025
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