When you’re talking to someone online and you’re not sure if they’re real or a catfish — they exist in a superposition of being both real and a catfish until you meet them or see them on video.
Example:
Person 1: Yeah bro, the girl I’m talking to is really cool.
Person 2: Great, have you seen her yet?
Person 1: No, but I sent her flowers.
Person 2: Ah… Schrödinger’s Catfish. Poor guy.
Person 1: Yeah bro, the girl I’m talking to is really cool.
Person 2: Great, have you seen her yet?
Person 1: No, but I sent her flowers.
Person 2: Ah… Schrödinger’s Catfish. Poor guy.
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"So it means i'd called those a Schrödinger's Futanari"
"So it means i'd called those a Schrödinger's Futanari"
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Leftoid: "Trump is sending troops to Portland! I knew it, he's a dictator that wants to take over America!"
Also Leftoid: "*Sees Elon Musk next to DJT.* Come on guys, it's obvious Trump is just a puppet for Musk, just look how confused he looks!"
Onlookers: "Oh wow, Schrodinger's Trump gone wild."
Also Leftoid: "*Sees Elon Musk next to DJT.* Come on guys, it's obvious Trump is just a puppet for Musk, just look how confused he looks!"
Onlookers: "Oh wow, Schrodinger's Trump gone wild."
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Person 1: "Guys I'm gonna be BIG CHUNGUS for halloween"
Person 2: "bro you're so corny"
Person 1: "I was being ironic"
Person 3: "Schrodinger's cornball amirite?"
Person 2: "bro you're so corny"
Person 1: "I was being ironic"
Person 3: "Schrodinger's cornball amirite?"
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Get the Schrodinger's freak mug.When you are supposed to dress in special/informal way for an event, but you don’t know if anyone is going to do it until you show up to that event.
Everyone is supposed to wear their Halloween costumes to work tomorrow, if I do and nobody else does, I’ll look stupid, if I don’t and everyone else wears theirs, I’ll stick out like a sore thumb, it’s a Schrodinger‘s pajama day
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