Pizza sandwich

When a guy is so into a girl that he doesn’t care she got her ladytimes and wants her pussy so bad that he is willing to eat her bloody pussy.

Sarah was so hot that night that josh ate her pizza sandwich till she came.

by Drkblglass February 28, 2018

lunch Sandwich

A blow job or oral sex at lunch time or around noon

Can I get a lunch sandwich bae?

by ShortyBanGG December 23, 2013

Mexican Sandwich

When your having a threesome with two fat girls and get sandwiched

Bro I almost died last night when I was Mexican Sandwiched.

by Johnny Appletree March 2, 2022

Nothing sandwich

When you can’t be fucked to make actual food or go out and get food and no one you live with is willing to make food for you because you’re a fucking adult. So you grab two slices of bread and eat that. Often accompanied with a glass of whatever the fuck was in the fridge.

My wife was sick today and couldn’t make dinner. So I had to eat a nothing sandwich, I really need to learn how to cook.

by Andrresito June 4, 2021

Matthew sandwich

When you are in between two dudes and one is fucking you in the mouth, the other in the ass

Hey dude what did you do today?
Oh nothing, just had a Matthew Sandwich with the guys

by lococaballo February 24, 2022

a mean sandwich

When someone gives really good head.

Man Stacy's mom makes a mean sandwich! Anyone would pay for a BJ that good.

by Alan Smittie February 25, 2022

Backwards Sandwich

A form of male masturbation where you cross your arms and use the back of your hands to hold your penis.

The hairier your hands are, the closer the experience will be to a 1970s vagina.

Todd: Oh shit, sorry man. Wait, what are you doing?
Stan: It's called the Backwards Sandwich, dude!
Todd: Huh. I uh, think I'm going to make a sandwich for myself.

by Henry J. Pinkerton, PhD January 10, 2012