rob the cradle

a person who finds themselves in relationships with those much younger than themselves with at least a five year age gap

Look at how young that bitch is

Are you finna rob the cradle bro?

by sansxfuckyou March 2, 2022

Rob

Rob. Loud annoying as fuck! Usually has the smallest dick of all the men on earth! Tries to compensate.

Man! That poor chick has to deal w a rob! Man with small penis

by Flapjacks69 January 3, 2020

rob raymond

a south park loving autistic acting bald band director who doesn’t give a shit except for once every 2 weeks when he gets moody

rob raymond is a drag queen

by fugly cunt March 18, 2024

Rob Water

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.

Ex:

"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."

by Derpy Leaf Horse July 27, 2019

Robbing a corner store

A black person that walks in without a mask because theyre face is the mask and they most likely are there to rob some grape soda or something.

Hey is that black man robbing a corner store?

by A blackie of the blackie September 21, 2022

Rob

Rob is such a:
stunning

kind

funny

intresting
creative
attractive

smart
cool
insight

eye for detail

fun to be around
worthy

smexy
and awesome persone.

wow that person is so cool, it's such a Rob!
is his name Rob? it must be bc he is so remarkable.
I want to be Rob.

by likeadino November 2, 2021

ROB

rob: little kid toucher
rob loves kids a little too much

rob is a name commonly used to describe a sexual deviant who touches anyone and everyone in there precious parts
rob will fuck cats dogs kids women men newborns todlers and even dead corpses

i hate rob

by paultr17 December 29, 2023