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Backyard Arms Race

A term used to describe the proliferation of backyard play items in a post COVID world- starts with swing sets and basketball hoops. Then come soccer/lacrosse nets and a zip line. As all sides of the neighborhood fence add these items, one neighbor gets the trampoline (aka Mormon Babysitter). Then trampolines everywhere. Winter comes? Backyard skating rinks. The sides build their arsenals until balance is restored. A rink for every kid.

Then the goddamn Smiths at the end of the cul-de-sac get the sports court and the race is BACK ON.
Hey Ned, did you see the Sniths got a new sports court once we all had trampolines? Now my shitty kids are whining again. I guess the backyard arms race is back on.
by Candles McBoots January 2, 2022
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Racing Go Karts

To have an 8-way with Puerto Ricans.
Yeah man, Racing Go Karts is so kinky!
by PKing1101 December 9, 2011
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V4 Race Trial

An infamous part of the hit game Blox Fruits where 3 friends are pitted against each other in a death match and many friendships are destroyed
Person 1: Yo I'm about to do a v4 race trial
Person 2: damn
by Joemama10001 January 12, 2023
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Rick Ware Racing

Rick Ware Racing is a garbage NASCAR team with garbage cars and garbage drivers.
Kids, Rick Ware Racing ain’t right.
by Epicsz/SpeedDemon360 November 22, 2020
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Critical Race Theory

A hybrid scholarly/activist approach that seeks to read ‘systemic racism’ into every racial disparity (specifically, those where Black people are at a disadvantage), along with advocacy of policies to redistribute income, wealth, legal rights & privileges, and political power. These are intended to equalize outcomes for Blacks and Whites in relation to those selected disparities.

The main ‘method of inquiry’ employed in CRT is its creative use of language, selective examples, and the redefinition of familiar terms that you thought were well-settled. These serve to catastrophize racial disparities, close down lines of inquiry that may lead to non-racialized explanations, and hence to convey a strong moral compulsion to accept CRT’s redistributive policies.
Only one way to get woke bro - study Critical Race Theory. It’s all the rage in today’s colleges and mainstream media. Even the Army is on it now!
by anonymous May 24, 2021
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Headless Chicken Race

A group of people working under pressure, frantically, expending a lot of energy without making any real progress. Garrison Keillor describing headless chickens; "without the extra weight, they can really go." Think "deadline set by the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert."
The project was late, so the boss decided to add a dozen people to the team, and it turned into a complete Headless Chicken Race.
by Robert Merrill June 22, 2006
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