brandon patterson

OH MAN! This is a handsome, beast of a man! He has no money, a crappy job, and he lives in a closet in his best friends' livingroom, but somehow, he manages to pull the sexiest girls. This is a poorly dressed man and sometimes smells of milk and dirty socks. His moddo..."black socks are awesome because you don't have to wash them! They always look clean!"

Brandon Patterson

by BigP6969 February 4, 2010

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Robert Pattinson

Starred as Cedric in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and is now famous for playing the character Edward in the popular (and overrated) Twilight series.

Better actor than Kristen Stewart who plays Bella, but does not fit the perfect image of Edward in the book.

I can't believe they picked Robert Pattinson to play Edward!
He's not that bad.
Maybe not in other movies, but as Edward he sucks.

by NoBorders99 November 15, 2009

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fatty patty

Those MD Chatters Todd and Frothy are fatty patties!!!! Living proof Denny's food is lard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't see all of Todd and Eric's nasty stomachs in those chat party pictures... They were too huge to fit in that picture I guess. I'm sure they are even bigger fatty patties now!!!!

by anti_yeah_who_chee_f_it March 5, 2005

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Grabby Patty

A grabby patty is what you call getting to second base.

Bro #1: What did you do with her?
Bro #2: I got to second.
Bro #1: So you gave her a grabby patty?
Bro #2: Hell yea shit was chillAF

by JesusMuthaFuckingChrist April 8, 2011

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Patty

-A Patty is a derogatory term for those of Irish descent. This is where the term "Patty-wagon" originated.

-It can also be known as the meat put on a burger.

-That Patty is such a lush.

-This patty on my burger is burnt.

by keldawg January 1, 2007

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