put the bacon on me

A phrase that describes a desire to have sex

Oh Josh this date has went so well, I can’t wait until you put the bacon on me.

by ChocolateStarfish11 January 29, 2019

Put a bun on my head

Code for getting yourself off, then going to sleep right after.

Ted: I’m going home to put a bun on my head.

Harold: nice, I might throw one on too.

by Jbottom January 10, 2020

i put my foot in it

Made something good

Man this soup is good, I know man I put my foot in it.

by Nailhead13 September 25, 2020

Shot the put

Putting the shot while shotting the put.

Don't go shot the put, put the shot.

by PumpernickleBandits May 9, 2011

if this is put on a mug all who read it bigga gay

This isn't a definition.

just... if someone buys it, they're gay.

peepo 1: *puts if this is put on a mug all who read it bigga gay on a mug*
peepo 2: now everyone who looks at that is gay. good job, retard.

by SZ ran out of chips November 8, 2018

put your weight on it

for a woman to back that thang up, or to put her booty on a man, while dancing; to be supported by something/someone; to firmly agree with/to something; to submit to something;

As in, "I like the way you're moving on the dance floor especially when I'm behind you and your booty is bouncing like that. Trust me, I'm a strong man, so, get it shawty!...g'on and put your weight on it."

by nspen1010 November 18, 2007

Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock

A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."

"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"

by Hmbsm21 May 19, 2009