Poser

Someone who is not who they say they are.

The guy got shot at a pig pickin after an argument about which one of them was the bigger poser.

Guy- I'm more of a poser, but I want to hear you say it!
Other guy- Nope, I've always been the real poser, bang. I had to check you like that, you were getting on my nerves.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021

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Poserativity

1. When a cretin decides to take a side of someone for the clout.

2. The scale of which a clout chaser is chasing the clout.

Gilad: I love this guys Instagram account
Vibhav: I remember you said you hate it before, What type of poserativity.
Gilad: Oh no you caught me, I'm a poser

by K.Ganesan February 1, 2021

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Someone that thinks a beanie with a crocheted brim makes her look tougher.

The girl thought she was really a newsboy because she had a beanie with a crocheted visor that the salespeople called a newsboy hat. She thought if she was seen in a hat like that, people would walk on the other side of the street when they saw her, and she thought that way because she was a poser.

by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021

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Poser

A person who gives people the idea to think that they skate, when they really don't. An example of what a poser wears is Thrasher and anything from Zumiez. Some posers ride penny boards, which doesn't make them any less of a poser, but let's just be honest - at least they go on wheels. If you're a beginner skater, you aren't a poser, because you actually skate. If you're called a poser for being a beginner, kick that person in the balls.

Only posers wear Thrasher!

by rainbowgorilla April 25, 2023

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