Poon deaf

When you're so hard up for poon, you don't hear what they say, just agree.

Man, dylan was so poon deaf, joss said she wanted something serious and he agreed just to get laid.

by Boogie Cuz February 21, 2017

poon vampire

When you unknowingly eat a girl out who is on her period

Alleah didn't tell Uncle Kade she was on her period. So he became a poon vampire

by Erusll October 2, 2017

Poon dem ting

They come from the monotheistic religion, founded in the Punjab c1500. Usually come from India Punjab. Call themselves punjabi. They have very bad body odor blended with onions. You can find loads of them at local colleges such as Sheridan.

Yo, It's a Poon dem ting Dawg.

Yo I see a fuckin poon coming my way.

by Cannypunjabda October 31, 2017

Poon bisquit

The buttery bisquit flaps of a pussy

I just licked the butter off that poon bisquit.

by Fuzzyballz69 December 10, 2017

Poobs

Pubic hair located around the anus and taint area.

Dang! I got toilet paper bits in my poobs again!

by Ilikedino June 14, 2018

Poon-Fog

When a friend or co-worker gets engaged, married or has a new girlfriend and you enter the "Poon-Fog". Where you forget everything you once knew for a period of time.
Learning becomes impossible.

DUDE SHAKE OFF THE POON-FOG!

You can't think straight or get anything right! jeez!

by Homer-Buda August 10, 2018

Poon

poon-a bitch that’s sexy af

she’s a real poon bro!

by Tare bear January 27, 2019