poon tang

The natural lubricating liquid found on a hot and ready pussy.

Her budding flower of labia was so wet with poon tang that there was no need for KY jelly.

by jbrau February 13, 2005

anti-poon

a person or persons who scares chicks no matter what.

man jay is such a "anti-poon", i really could of nailed that girl but jay scared her off by just being there.

by buddah16 July 31, 2009

poon juice

Secreted vaginal fluids often produced for anal and vagina lubrication.

Man homie, Danyelles' ass was so tight, I had no choice but to rub some poon juice on that shyt.

by Mikey Z. July 31, 2006

poon-unit

A person of the feminine persuasion

Did you just see that? That was one fine poon-unit.

by LigerMan February 2, 2005

Poon Prune

1. When a lady leaves her tampon in her vag too long...it turns into a poon prune.

2. The wrinkled vagina of an elderly person that has aged to perfection.

3. When your body displaces a bowel movement, and the excrement channels itself out of the vagina instead of the anus. The resulting waste is poon prune.

Forgot to take out my tampon before having sex last night. Pulled it out today, and it was a big, juicy poon prune!

by Hanhuddleyston Bros. February 9, 2010

pooning mask

A mask for the concentration of another's arse gas. Airtight and never to be used post-Taco Bell

<while in bed with head under the covers> 'that arse belch was a horror, with a pooning mask it would've been lethal.'

by Fanny Appleton May 22, 2006

poon out

To poon or poon out is when you fall asleep really early. When others are still up partying you 'poon out' and therefore are a pooner.

Yancy and Daniel stayed awake canning shotties while i pooned out. What a poon out... i must be a pooner

by Hurnia January 28, 2007