Farva the pirate king 

A large male closely resembling a viking in overall appearance. People call him Farva for short. It's a nickname he's had since middle school. Everyone thinks he's so cool and funny, and younger guys practically worship him. He's the most charismatic person you will ever meet. Most people love him, and he's a total womanizer, but to the point of being an asshole. He has sex with anyone that will let him, and NO self control. He'll hit on your girlfriend even if you tell him not to, and he'll ruin a little girl's innocence if it means that he can get some pussy. Whatever you do, DON'T get involved with Farva. You'll just get hurt. He's a cool friend, but nothing more than that.

Oh dude, Farva the pirate king is such a badass. ;)

Everyone loves him, he's such a Farva.

Oh my god, is he making out with michael's girlfriend? He is such a Farva.

Farva the pirate king by Spacebar_ October 18, 2008

Pickle Pirate 

A man who sucks a married man's cock.

Gordie left his wife at home to go skiing with Bob for the weekend. Not only is Bob closeted, he is a friggin Pickle Pirate.

Pickle Pirate by Three Blocks January 29, 2009

sneaky pirate 

A sneaky Pirate is when a man is taking a girl from behind then spits on her back making her turn around. then he will poke her in the eye with his penis.

My eye hurts from the sneaky Pirate john gave me last night

sneaky pirate by s13dws December 9, 2006

ass pirate 

mainly homosexuals. One who partakes in the insertion of a phallic object in a female or males anus, mainly a penis.

Adrian is an ass pirate. He likes to do guys in the ass.

ass pirate by ookiemonster April 21, 2003

Patch Pirate 

One in the bass fishing community who shows up to to tournaments and other gatherings wearing patches and logos of product found in the fishing world trying to portray the image of affiliation with a brand. Gernerally speaking these are the type of people who are on internet forums preaching the word of fishing and how great they are, but are usually posers' who work a regular 9-5 job and would like others to think they are professional fisherman.

"At least you will look like you know what you are doing if you fish with that patch pirate."

Patch Pirate by Captain Fabulous April 24, 2008

closet pirate 

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

closet pirate by skyskier December 20, 2008

Friend Pirate 

An individual who has mastered the art of stealing the friends of others, specifically ex-girlfriends, through a complex issuance of charm, generosity, flirtation, and guile.

Ever since Shaniqua and Doug broke up all her friends want to kick w/ him.... he's a total friend pirate!

Friend Pirate by Foster G August 29, 2009