Butt Pirate

Someone who is more than happy to drop anchor in poo bay.

Butt Pirate: Prepare ye anus

by itreb ekim September 7, 2014

The Pirate's Dilemma

When one obtains booty, realizes he/she no longer wants it, and throws it into the ocean.

Guy 1: Dude, how was your night last night?
Guy 2: Well, I found the treasure chest and almost looted it all, but today she just won't stop texting me. At this point I'm ready to throw her into the ocean.
Guy 1: Damn, the Pirate's Dilemma...

by Morgan, the Captain August 29, 2010

Ass Pirate

One who sails the seven seas in search for the best booty.

"Garrrr I be an ass pirate!"
"Shut the hell up Captain Fucktooth"

by kinnykinny January 1, 2006

pirate ship

a waterborn vessel on which pirates travel

The swashbuckling buccaneer stood aboard his pirate ship.

by grinch sugar face March 30, 2004

Pirate Booty

It´s a pirate expression for a hoarded treasure.

"Look Captain! It´s the John Silver's pirate booty!"

by uroboros91 January 10, 2012

mud pirate

Another name for a gay man. Sticks his dick into other men's asses thus giving him a muddy dick.

Man, Austin is just a fucking mud pirate

by DMB403 October 28, 2005

pirate shot

when you take a double shot of tequila, snort a line of salt, squeeze the lime in your eye, and have someone slap the shit out of you.

Greg: So, how was that pirate shot?
Steve: GGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Cornelieus McGillicuddy III March 27, 2008