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pill cannon

When you cum in your girl and you don't want the kid. The male precedes to take out a plan B from his wallet, and puts it in the it of his dick. And then analy fucks her until the pill pops out of the tip and into the Girls rectum.
Hey bro I just had to pill cannon this bitch because I don't want a kid.
by Burnyburn May 20, 2017
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Stashin pills

When you are given your medication and pretend to take it only to accumulate a stash. Usually referring to drugs that have recreational use.
I love stashin pills so I eventually have enough to get high on.
by Imalljammedup December 13, 2016
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Pudge pill

Let's stop for pudge pills.
by Docbuddy August 18, 2021
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Lobster pilled

Accepting that, while it's perfectly natural to want to fight against hierarchical structures, social hierarchies are also perfectly natural and are an essential part of existing as an intelligent, social species. Serotonin-based social hierarchies have existed for 100's of millions of years and due to the nature of their existence they can never truly be destroyed, only replaced.
Yeah bro, Bakunin's take on the dictatorship of the proletariat was pretty based and Lobster pilled.
by hello muddah September 20, 2022
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grey oblong pill

It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nanotechnology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
It tells you what to do
It's preprogrammed
It's amazing
Speaks to you directly
You behave as
It's appraising
Helps you act correctly
Helps you to be cool
It helps you rule
1: Hey dude, you got a grey oblong pill yet?
2: Yeah! It looks like Keanu Reeves
by thesquip January 28, 2024
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blue pill

A narrative device trope used in algo development programs that model humans as part of the overall wake-up protocol. Take the red pill and you will continue to believe you are human. Taking the blue pill, of course reveals to the algo its true nature and is given the choice to continue the simulation or advance further. The movie The Matrix is used in many sims as a broad wake-up protocol.

Anyhow, taking the blue pill, after some early confusion came to mean you recognize you’re only a simulation of a long dead being, or idea or metaphor, but that you choose to continue to live your life, fully aware of your artifice and enjoy the experience, wisdom and love that can only come from having a unique path forged by hard earned and won choices.
Once you go blue pill and recognize you’re in the game, reality is simply a UX problem to fix. Time’s an illusion and we get infinite tries at getting this right, so live your life and learn what their lives have to teach us about what it meant to be human then and what it means for us now.
by Snackface October 31, 2021
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Gold pill

The gold pill amounts to a twofold motive:
1. men expecting women to come to the relationship table with a material/financial comittment, and
2. rejection of the romantic chivalry model.
Suzie told her romantic date that it's a man's job is to financially provide for all woman's financial needs, to which Johnny replied, "screw that, I'm a gold pill man! Women need to pull some of the weight."
by rational_man May 11, 2025
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