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Pill sergeant

That one friend who oversees the group intake of drugs, and makes sure everyone keeps apexing their high.
James: Oh wow, I'm starting to come down a bit you know.

Taylor: You won't be saying that in a minute when Pill Sergeant Jack makes his rounds.
by QueenJamaal May 30, 2020
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dyslexia pills

The feeling of being so high you can’t read or see. Another term for weed
by thicctoes27 June 24, 2020
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multicolour pill

The spontaneous and vehement awakening that you experience, at most, once in your lifetime. You become so hyper aware of all meanings of existence that your mind shuts down. Your mind will be so enlightened that you will fade and become eternally bored due to the dire realisation you can never achieve the sensation for a second time.
Morpheus was staring at a McDonald’s advert for Cactus Jack and then the multicolour pill was washed down his esophagus.
by Ringo Monjo October 9, 2020
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gentleman pilled

gentleman pilled, when you leave a large creatin for the cleaning staff, into finance X, and sexing hot babes!!! gentleman pilled. just shit on the bathroom floors and act like a boss.
"i left a large creatin n tartar for the cleaning staff, im so gentleman pilled"
by FrickerMan23 October 12, 2020
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Arkansas Sleeping Pill

When you drink/chug a 12 pack of beer and have your friend punch you in the face so you can fall asleep.
"Jethro! Run over there and give your pappy an Arkansas Sleeping Pill so he'll shut the fuck up!"
by DFaseen September 6, 2011
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chocolate pill

poop. for real though.
what has chocolate color and a pill shape?
i need to use toilet because I need to get rid of my chocolate pill
by Impostor (sus) January 28, 2023
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Pills

Shit, I would happily pay for them if I could afford the $2000 psyche evaluation that the Dr. who lied (blatantly) to my face saying that I had no record of being diagnosed or prescribed and then proceeded to leave the room with his laptop open where I was able to see that not only did he have a record of me being medicated, he was looking directly at it when he told me that he didn't have it. But, oh well...

Hym "I mean, shit. It's a good thing I don't have a depressive personality type akin to that of a school shooter (according to the actual personality type guy)... and it's a good thing I'm not in a place where none of the rules matter... Or where someone is breaking a rule so substantial that it renders all other rules irrelevant . Then, literally ANYTHING I did would pale in comparison... I mean, what kind of rule could they even break? It would have to be something so absurd that the absurdity of that act would be superordinate to all subsequent acts. Tack on the revelation that the content of my being is irrelevant to at least 50% of the population and a black mirror-esque people following me around and who knows what I'd do. I mean, the act would have to be pretty egregious. So much so that the people facilitating the act would even go as far as to cover for me by, say, giving me a heads up when a test or multiple tests (that were blatant attempts to catch wrongdoing) were going to occur. Why would they do it? Is it because I'm such a great guy?
Is it because the retards don't actually matter to them? They could just say I was lying about their wrongdoing and that it's 'a smokescreen I made up to get away with something.' (But they would have to be stupid to say that) They could have just thrown me under the bus. Unless, of course, I claimed that it was a set up and they were just using what I did to get away with retard sex. But how would that help me? It would turn into a 'he said, she said' type of situation. Oh! Wait! The people who are aware of the thing that THEY were doing are people who call themselves my friends and family. And they care more about maintaining their facade than the do some whore. So all they have to do to 'break the tie' is tell the truth. You there, boy. You've been watching all this time. What do you think? Do you think I need mental help more than she needs a retards fat cock in her pussy? Be honest. I mean, Aladdin could have helped an old lady carry her groceries (or something) and bought the bread, right? He's clearly the villain and nothing that anyone else does throught the rest of the story is relevant. He should focus on himself and not what Jafar is doing. You're not Jafar, Aladdin. Take your pills and let Jafar do whatever he's going to do. That's what we should all be focused on. The bread."
by Hym Iam February 8, 2023
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