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Pie Skelpin

Pie Skelpin is a sexual act in which a man and woman have intercourse !

It's a fairly vulgar saying used among some scottish people.

I.E. " Yeah Wantin yer pie skelped? = You wanting your fanny shagged!?"
" Yeh inate some pie skelpin the nyte hen !?"

" Yeh Wantin Yer Pie Skelped?"

" Ho You Yah Pie Skelper! "

another variation is Pastie Smasher !

" Yah wantin yer pastie smashed?"
by J.J.13 December 7, 2009
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project pie

Project pie is how you describe and elite group who are relentless or joining forces for a greater good.

Project Pie are considered (amongst sceptics) to be the ultimate PUBG (player unknown battlegrounds) team. If it wasn’t for time zones and day jobs many say countless championships would belong to them
Child: I would love to play in the PUBG finals

Parent: well you have no chance if Project pair are participating.

Or

Person 1: I would like to conquour the world through various business ventures in a way that benefits not only myself but society.

Person 2: oh, like project pie?

Person 1: EXACTLY. It’s like you read my mind.
by CoolHand18 February 9, 2019
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Pie Magnet

A rather portly gentleman who appears to have the uncanny ability to magnetically attract all the pies in the immediate vicinity for his personal consumption.
Look at the size of him! He’s a proper pie magnet”.

“Yes... I agree. He is indeed most rotund”

“What?”
by jspam February 16, 2020
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pie as a rock

to be so fried that you cannot move. variations on rock can and may include stick, doornail, stump, rat and many others
dude.. im pie as a rock right now
by #@@@@@@ March 27, 2020
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Coon Pie

An endearing name to call someone who is sly and cool like a raccoon.
Wow, look at how that Coon Pie gets around the party. What an awesome guy!
by Punting Baxter December 25, 2018
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Poggin-pie

A term of endearment used to describe a male child that emanates an aura of potential greatness, even at a young age. A man-child, usually a younger member of a generation comprised of head-removing asshole cousins. A name given to a child from a powerful mother-figure displaying the utmost love and affection.
"That little boy will save the world someday, he must be part poggin-pie."

"I look at myself and think, what would poggin-pie do?"
"....and on the eighth day...poggin-pie."
by keejeet October 14, 2016
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Pewdendra Pie

Pewdendra Pie, one of the greatest trollers of this time, is also the Nightmare of Bhalu Shukla & his gutter gang. His savage tweets & sarcastic memes give them sleepless nights. When members of bhalu gang go berserk & spread filth on social media Pewdendra rises to shut them up, Bhalu's gutter gang says “ beta cool down, Pewdendra Pie aa jayega”. He is loyal, hot, sexy & witty- many girls just melt like ice by hearing the name “Pie”.
Hey Sachin,I want you to be like Pewdendra Pie!
by SidKaBaap420 January 15, 2021
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