Suburban Chia Pet

Putting a flaccid penis into one’s mouth and waiting for it to grow.

John partied too hard and couldn’t get hard right away so Melissa used the Suburban Chia Pet method.

by Misty Gallows May 22, 2025

Billy’s Pet Rock

David

Billy’s pet rocks name is David.

by AverageBreadEnjoyer April 11, 2023

PET Evaporated Milk

After all, it’s the original evaporated milk.

PET Evaporated Milk continues to be a staple in millions of homes and is used in many different recipes, from main dishes, to soups, desserts and more.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Teacher's Pet

Anyone named Daniel

Daniel is a teacher's pet

by aknfdcdsn May 15, 2023

Eddie's Pet

A redhead with a collar and a lead.

Shannon is Eddie's Pet

by Solomundy September 8, 2023

National littlest pet shop day

National littlest pet shop day is a day where your parents HAVE to buy you LPS and throw a LPS themed party

“Mom it’s national littlest pet shop day”
“It’s already on my calendar, here’s your party and LPS!”

by suckonthismassivepenis October 6, 2023

National Littlest Pet Shop Day

October 7th is National Littlest Pet Shop Day!

Get your loved ones a meaningful gift such as a Littlest Pet Shop toy or throw a Littlest Pet Shop themed party to celebrate this wonderful day!!!

Today is National Littlest Pet Shop Day. I am going to give you a Littlest Pet Shop toy and party to show I care. Giving you a Littlest Pet Shop toy and or party on National Littlest Pet Shop Day shows I care.

by hot mom38947 October 6, 2023