Peter Wompus

A nickname given to male who is constantly masterbating or "playing with themselves"

Man! Dave has been in the bathroom all night with those dirty magazines. He is such a Peter Wompus!

by PeterBeater January 21, 2010

Peter Sleepered

Someone asks you to borrow your chapstick, and when you get it back its all mashed up and horrible looking.
Almost as if it was raped.

Dude I just let Tucker borrow my chapstick, and he totally Peter Sleepered it!

by LawlSavannahLawl February 20, 2009

Peter Brunner

Peter Brunner is a capping computer sciene teacher that teaches the kids at the BBZW. Peter Brunner is really capping and he has drip.

"Peter Brunner is not telling the truth right now."

by Urs Nussbaumer January 21, 2021

Newton-Peter

A unit of torque -- the amount of torque applied by Newton at a distance of Peter's height.

Dude how many newton-peters does that Tesla push out?

by stoddcast January 23, 2020

heinz peter

Heinz Peter is a really nice person and everyone loves them. Heinz Peter is always fun...
ok but seriously noone is called heinz Peter and if you're actually a Hanz peter I'm so sorry for you

you are actually called heinz Peter? You fool.

by larrydiegute October 04, 2020

Re-peter

Sucking the same dick in the same day.

Person 1: “Did you hear that Rebecca did a re-peter?”

Person 2: “Yeah, same dick same day.”

by TripleTrees December 13, 2018

Peter McGlashan

A fat, smelly, peg legged thing that likes a kebab accompanied with a JD and coke.

by Anonymous October 13, 2003